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Thoughts on Weapons
A gentle
reader thinks a grandma being able to gas people with her pearls is too
frightening to contemplate. So with that in mind I am considering the
suggestion of a time traveling cook book. The recipes are dated and when you
open the book after deciding what to cook, you’re whisked back into time. I
think that is pretty cool.
How about a
butter churn that churns while it is inserted into the milk but becomes a light
ax when it is pulled from its bottom? Imagine a long handle with blades
whipping out and butter flying around. I think it might have possibilities.
I am not
sure my granny should fight crime. But what else would she do with these awesomely
cool weapons? Maybe she should search for missing persons, people lost in the
wheat fields of Oklahoma, or fallen down a freshly fracked well, or polluting a
creek with their petroleum. Now there’re possibilities. She could solve
mysteries like tracking down people dumping illegally.
What do you
think her mission should be? I could use some help here.
I think all of those ideas sound great.
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